Butt Acne Clearning Lotion: Butt Acne

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Since puberty, this has been an extremely embarrassing problem for me (I'm 22 years old now). Over the years, I tried using several topical acne treatments with either salicylic acid or benzoyl peroxide in them but, of course, nothing worked. I was terribly uncomfortable wearing a bikini, wearing shorts, and especially having sex! The relentless butt pimples just made me straight up miserable, so I did some research online, stumbled upon clearbutt.com, and read up on the butt acne clearing lotion. I was skeptical as always since I had little hope at this point, but decided "what the hell, might as well try it." I now SWEAR by butt acne clearing lotion! This is the greatest stuff to ever exist... I started rubbing about a nickel-sized amount into my booty cheeks every morning and ever night, and saw a completely clear and softer butt in about 3 days! NOT ONE UGLY BLEMISH ON MY REAR!!! I feel like a sexier woman, and can't thank Green Heart Labs enough for coming up with a perfect solution for such a mortifying issue. :-) I plan to continue buying this lotion so I can have a pretty butt forever!

You probably don't have butt acne

Disclaimer: I've never tried this product, so it's not fair to give it anything less than a five star rating, in keeping with the reviews from actual customers.

True story: Last month a young lady walked into my pharmacy asking for "Butt Acne Clearing Lotion." I didn't have it in stock (truth is, I'd never even heard of it before), but I offered to order it for her. As we were walking back to the pharmacy counter, I asked her if she was sure she didn't have keratosis pilaris, a very common skin condition that looks an awful lot like acne and often afflicts the rear end (but is treated much differently). She assured me that she had a plain ol' run-of-the-mill case of butt acne. I tried to explain to her that acne doesn't usually affect that area of skin, but she wasn't convinced. So, I looked up the product she desired. Turns out the active ingredient is ammonium lactate, which doesn't help acne at all but is very helpful for keratosis pilaris. I also noticed the price (yikes!). By now, I was convinced that this nice young lady was suffering from keratosis pilaris, not butt acne.

I asked if I could see the backs of her arms. She was amazed, wondering how I knew she had arm acne as well. She said it didn't bother her as much because she didn't have to shave or wax her arms. I explained why exactly I thought she had keratosis pilaris, not butt acne, and that there were much less expensive ammonium lactate products on the market. I sold her a bottle of AmLactin (although Lac-Hydrin or a generic version would have worked just as well).

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